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You May Be A Dominant If...
-If you can make up your mind, you may be a dominant.
-If your pulse rate quickens as you pass the hardware store, you
may be a dominant.
-If you have stock in Ben Gay, you may be a dominant.
-If you start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle
factory, you may be a dominant.
-If Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make
a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that
you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse, you may be
a dominant.
-If you make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's
Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws, you may be
a dominant.
-If your son's Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you
helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying, you may be a dominant.
-If your entire Music collection consists of music you can scene
to, you may be a dominant.
-If you see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned,
and you think to yourself, "Gee, some people are BLATANT about
being out.", you may be a dominant.
-If your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like Exit to Eden
than anything they ever showed on TV, you may be a dominant.
-If they know you by name, size, and favorite colors at four local
leather shops, you may be a dominant.
-If you need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party, you
may be a dominant. (At least, you are a WANNA-BE!) |
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