How to Punish Your Submissive
First step: Catch her.
Second step: Hold on to her.
Third step: While holding on to her,try to get to your cuffs/ rope/whatever you can get your hands on.
Fourth step: Carry her to the bed/cross/whatever's handy.
Fifth step: Stop and try to catch your breath. (while still trying to hold on to her)
Sixth step: Catch her again.
Seventh step: Threaten her with bodily harm if she don't stand still.
Eighth step: Catch her again.
Ninth step: threaten to gag her if she don't stop laughing.
Tenth step: Drag her back to the bed/cross/whatever is handy.
Eleventh step: Secure her wiggling body.
Twelfth step: Take a nap.
Thirteenth step: Choose your paddle/crop/flogger/what ever is handy.
Fourteenth step: Wake her up.
Fifteenth step: Gag her to stop the giggling.
Sixteenth step: Repeatedly smack her ass till she quits shaking with laughter.
Seventeenth step: Continue spanking till she starts to moan.
Eighteenth step: Give up. No matter what you do you know she's enjoying the hell out of it.