I need to spend more quality
time with my vibrator.
Maybe you haven't heard,
but I've gone vanilla.
I need to check the expiration
dates on the condoms.
I only play with quadsexual
transgendered aliens with Elvis fetishes.
I'm in a consensual scene
deprivation scene, hope you understand.
Yes, I love medical scenes.
You don't mind if I role-play Kevorkian, do
you?
If either of us use a
safeword at any time the scene will end. The
safeword is RED, oops, I'm sorry. Scene's over.
I can't, I have to go
home and alphabetize my lubes.
I'm saving myself for
Sean Connery.
I feel I know you already.
you remind me of my ex. Did you ever meet the
(*$%ing piece of (*$%? God, I never wanted to hurt anybody so
bad. I think I'd
kill if I thought I saw my ex again.
There's only one thing
a sadist like me can say to that offer. NO.
You'll have to ask MstrCluless@a...
He's not on now, though, his wife is
awake.
Gee, you never seemed
like the type who enjoys scat.
I'm not sure if I can,
let me make a quick call to the parole board and
see if it's ok with them.
I need you to sign a
form stating that you won't hold me responsible in
the event you lose a testicle.
Well, my 96-year old
grandmother is visiting, she's a bit senile and I
hate to leave her alone. You wouldn't mind if she joined in, would
you?
Hmm, I do it the same
way I do it online, right?
Your eyes are saying
yes yes and my common sense is saying no no.
Play? You mean like a
game? Anytime! Do you know how to play canasta?
My inner dominant is
spanking my inner child. I'll get back to you when
they're done.
OK. Huh? No, I saw him
first! So what, he
asked me, not you! Oh, you think you're so hot just because you
have scales and antennae.
Shut up! Sorry, you
know how it is -- let the Zargonites communicate with you a
few dozen times by telepathy
and they think they own your body.
We're totally incompatible.
I have a brain.
(reprinted
with permission by Dramlin)
